Wisconsin – Audrina Patridge: She was awkward and unsure of herself years ago, but she grew up to become a smoke show ascending to one of the most attractive women in Hollywood.
Ohio State – Kristen Cavallari: She is a hot mess and completely vulnerable after her fiancé broke off their engagement, but she still has some of the best measurables of any celebrity out there. She has a chip on her shoulder and is on the rebound, but will be looking for a long term partner by New Years and it won’t be with her current fling/rebound.
Iowa – Lo Bosworth: She is a perfectionist, rarely makes mistakes, and always overachieves. She is sweet and well liked by her peers, but comes off as a bit pretentious at times even though she isn’t trying to be. She isn’t the hottest girl, but looks good despite her lack of measurables. She is always a force to be reckoned with despite the fact she looks innocent and unassuming.
Nebraska – Heidi Montag: She is naturally beautiful, but tried to change who she was when she became involved in a bad relationship. She had too much plastic surgery and is trying to repair her image as the beautiful girl next door, but she is still showing the effects of her relationship with Spencer Pratt. She is making strides toward becoming what she once was, but her reputation may be destroyed forever.
Michigan State – Whitney Port: Forever #2 to friend/competitor Lauren Conrad, Port has become more powerful than her rival recently. She has outperformed her rival as a designer and has landed some big time gigs in NYC fashion shows including her own spinoff titled “The City”. However, despite her recent success she will always be looked at as second fiddle to LC. Speaking of which…
Michigan – Lauren Conrad: She has unlimited resources: a wealthy family, a huge name brand, millions of followers, makes tons of money from endorsements, and is considered the face of the Laguna Hills/The City franchise. She has slipped in recent years because she has tried to re-invent herself professionally despite the fact she didn’t need to. However, she seems to be back on the right track with her enormous name brand.
Penn State – Brody Jenner: He has rugged good looks and is looked at by most as classic, simple, and easy going. He isn’t pretentious or materialistic, despite his money and would be content with a life spent surfing and living in a modest home. He isn’t an in your face celebrity, but rather a simple dude who just happens to be wildly popular and successful.
Illinois – Justin Bobby: He is a complete flake. You don’t know if he is just stoned to the bajesus or if he is actually that goofy. One day he looks clean shaven and dapper, the next he looks like a homeless person that hasn’t showered or shaved in weeks.
Minnesota – Jason Wahler: He has a history of alcoholism, but he seems to have straightened himself out after checking himself into a rehab clinic with Dr. Drew. Most people were disgusted with Wahler on the show, but have now taken a liking too him after watching him on VH1’s Celebrity Rehab. He is an easy going dude that most people are rooting for and his heart is in the right place, but he has a history of catastrophic collapses, which keep everyone around him on edge.
Northwestern – Spencer Pratt: Most people don’t think he deserves Heidi, but she is faithful to him despite his shortcomings. Most people if not all think it’s just a matter of time before they split for good.
Purdue – Talon: He had a nice run on season 2 of The Hills, dating Kristin Cavallari, and some other chicks on the side, but he has taken a meteoric fall back to earth. He hasn’t been heard from in almost 5 years and no once sees a return to glory for the likeable surfer.
Indiana – Jessica Smith: She is sweet, innocent, unassuming, gullible, has low self-esteem, and can be taken advantage of. She is just one big pillow for everyone to land on. She has an inferiority complex that seems to be incurable. She has been cheated on regularly by her boyfriends.
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